Live from the Cereal Dimension
CEREAL
WIZARD CAT
The Prophecy of the Crunch
Consult the Wizard
Press the crystal bowl. The wizard cat will transmit a fragment of the crunch prophecy directly into your mortal skull.
(the bowl is silent… for now)
Ritual Panel
Cast chaos spells. The wizard encourages excess. Click often. Click all of them at once if thou art brave.
Ritual 1
Rain cereal upon thine browser for 3 seconds.
Ritual 2
A creamy wave floods the screen from above.
Ritual 3
Emerald flash of supposed green candles.
Ritual 4
Spawn extra loops into the ambient swarm.
The Lore
In the first breakfast, when the bowls were empty and the skies were dry,
one cat rose above the clouds — whiskers drenched in starlight,
pawing at the boxes of forgotten grain.
He spoke not in words, but in crunches.
He spoke not in riddles, but in loops.
And the loops, oh the loops, multiplied across the heavens.
They called him WIZARD. They called him CAT. They called him…
CEREAL.
Translated from the Original Meow
Temple of Crunch
Six relics excavated from the cereal dimension. Click one to stare into its colorful soul.
The Bowl
Awaits
You have walked the cloud aisles. You have consulted the wizard. Now lift thy spoon. The cereal cannot crunch itself.